Nicole Eggerts still got it

Nicole Eggerts still got it I feel like taking a shower looking at the before and after photos for all the times I chaffed myself to her pristine beauty, only to have her soil our relationship by getting pregnant, fat, and old. She's going to need fishing line to repair the damage that the baby and years of pounding producers has done. DAMN YOU NICOLE!!!! DAMN YOU!

Shia LaBeouf claims he banged Megan Fox

In the latest issue of Deatils Magaizine(Whatever the fuck that is) Transformers star Shia LaBeouf Claims he had intimate moments with Meghan Fox.

Here is what he had to Say: Asked if he hooked up with Fox, LaBeouf nods affirmatively. “Look, you’re on the set for six months, with someone who’s rooting to be attracted to you, and you’re rooting to be attracted to them,” he explains. “I never understood the separation of work and life in that situation. But the time I spent with Megan was our own thing, and I think you can see the chemistry on-screen.” When I inquire about Fox’s status at the time with her longtime boyfriend, Brian Austin Green, LaBeouf replies, “I don’t know, man. I don’t know. I don’t know. I don’t know. . . .”—repeating the phrase exactly 12 times with various intonations, as if trying to get it just right. Finally, he says, “It was what it was.”


Megan Fox is hot, and she doesn't want to be hot. She dates Brian Austin...guy from 90210, thats bad enough. At least he is manly looking, Shia looks prepubescent. His name is Shia. He is a penis with movie deals, and I will never understand Spielberg's obsession with him. I dont even think he is jewish. 

Leoni and Duchovny Split

Tea Leoni and Fox Mulder have apparently split. They were married since 1999 and have two children. When Leoni was asked about her strained relationship with David Duchovny, She replied "Who the fuck is David Duchovny?". The truth is out there.